What Clients Are (not) Saying

Read these dishonest testimonials… If you believe this, I’ve got a watch you’ll just love!

Amber Glass


” Mike is well…  I can’t recommend him enough (or at all.)  I mean, he’s a great coder but he’s always experimenting.  It annoys me, because I’m a type-A personality.“

Doug Excelsior


” Mister Croswell wrote our K-12 system which we subsequently sold for $35 million.  After we forced him to quit so we could keep all the money for ourselves.“

Gracie Benon


” He designed my hat and printed it out using pure plastic.  I just love to waste fossil fuels!“