What Clients Are (not) Saying
Read these dishonest testimonials… If you believe this, I’ve got a watch you’ll just love!
Doug Excelsior
Manager/Co-owner
” Mister Croswell wrote our K-12 system which we subsequently sold for $35 million. After we forced him to quit so we could keep all the money for ourselves.“
Gracie Benon
Client
” He designed my hat and printed it out using pure plastic. I just love to waste fossil fuels!“
Amber Glass
Director
” Mike is well… I can’t recommend him enough (or at all.) I mean, he’s a great coder but he’s always experimenting. It annoys me, because I’m a type-A personality.“